I went on this trip last year. We were shanghaied by pirates, robbed of our valuables, and forced to dance for their captain's amusement. What's worse, when I complained to our captain, he threw me overboard and I landed in early 1960's Cuba. This wasn't on the schedule!
NOTE FROM THE CAPTAIN: You got thrown overboard because when I said "dance" some how you assumed that implied "dance naked". It did not.
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