AIRSHIP CRUISE WITH ABNEY PARK

I will have gone on this cruise next year. The parties will have been beyond belief! However, the pilot was outrageously hung-over on the return trip and accidentally returned me three years earlier than I left.
Aside from the grammatical bind this will have caused me, I was able to cash in on the stock market by shorting Fanny Mae and going long on Apple. This has more than made up for the price of the cruise tickets. I plan on have going again next year.