RETRO MP3 player - Preloaded!

All 350 Abney Park songs, plus instrumentals, preloaded onto this gorgeous little MP3 player.

DELUXE EDITION: AUTOGRAPHED! All Abney Park Music, hundreds of songs, 30+ albums, PLUS instrumentals. All preloaded in this gorgeous, sturdy metal retro MP3 player! If you're not tech savvy downloading and installing music can be a pain for you. But with this, you don't have to do anything! It works right out of the box! It lasts 40 hours on a single charge.
• No ads
• no streaming or connectivity hassle
• works with your Bluetooth headphones or wired headphones
• micro card slot
• built-in speakers
• built-in radio!
• Touchscreen, but also nice and clicky physical buttons!

NO ADS! EVER!

(Major streaming companies like Amazon and YouTube are adding ads even into paid subscriptions! That's what inspired this idea.)

No Algorithms, ever! (Just you and your music, nothing trying to convince you of anything.)

NO DATA CENTERS, EVER!
(If you stream from Amazon Prime, you're streaming from some of the biggest data centers on the planet. Same with YouTube, same with Spotify.)

Leave your phone at home, and go off the grid! Unplug your mind from the Internet, and go explore where there is no cell phone reception!

Comes in two flavors:
Standard (All of Abney Parks Music) $200
Deluxe (All of Abney Parks Music, plus all our audio books, dozens real vintage old time radio shows, and I'll autograph the device!) $250